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# If you don't keep stil I am going to
nail your fecking feet to the floor!
*looks stern*
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# I'm warning you
I have a tau cannon and I'm not afraid to use it!

*sails away from lighthouse point in jet-powered raft*
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Cannon? Pah!
I have an unlimited supply of Jaffa Cakes and therefore win. Always.
And if you are one of those bloody weirdos who don't like them, I have other tempting confectionary to make you weak at the knees.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)
# they are not a true biscuit.
*targets flowerpot with island-mounted laser array*
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:48, archived)
# No, they are a cake you fuckwit.
The clue is in the name ;)
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)