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[challenge entry] worth it's own thread? too obvious? pointless? bindun? I don't care, I'm posting it anyway

*runs away*

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(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:18, archived)
# I just need a piece of white! Lovely!!!
Maybe tranparency may work better??
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)
# never!
*continues running*
(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Ha!
You fat bastard! You were running for 4 minutes and you were still within reach of your keyboard!

LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# I fucking love darts me!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Maybe he is very, very small, and the keyboard is therefore very, very large to him.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
# You make no sense sir!
LOLARROWS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Penicillin?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)
# They'd have a penicillin allergy too though, right?
THINK ABOUT IT BOB.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)
# I have thought about it
and I am shamed by my thoughtlessness.

How will my mother ever forgive me?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Ha ha ah!
I am looking for my apres rasage, and all I can find is a Pritt Stick. Can pritt sticks be used as apres rasage?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)
# I read that as 'arse rapage' at first
I don't know what that says about me
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# It says that you will not validate me!
Despite the fact that I said you were funnier than your namesake ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# After you rape someone
you just want to splash it on all over.

*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Idiot!
You just wanna get caught don't you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)
# And just in case I don't
I always leave a business card before I go.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Business cards, great for giving people your number, and clues!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)
# splash in on all over?
you Brut...

/Old persons aftershave gag
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Sometimes you need the old to spice things up!

*Karate chops*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Haha, I understand this joke.
You get a Yardley Gold star.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
I'm an Old Spice chick meself :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:37, archived)
# I'd have had you down
as a 'Charlie' girl ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Hahaha naah, that was my mate Stella
I was a "Masumi" girl (Coty).
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)
# that you are a fine reader of subtext
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)
# no idea.
*stops running and waits for bus instead*
(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Ha! You live at a bus stop!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# actually
one is but a few feet away.
(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Now I am getting confused!
Your study appears to contain a treadmill, a bus stop and and airport!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)
# no
I'm posting via robot.

*builds hut on island*
(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
# No man is an island.
Aprt from that there Isle of Man.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# in your face John Donne!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Fucking right too!
Daft bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)
# What the fuck are you talking about?
John Donne was an immense poet! That is why he is commemorated in St Pauls Cathedral!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)
# This^^^^^
The man was a fucking master of metaphysical conceit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Oh fuck off you fat spotty cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)
# I never said I was one
I have merely jumped out of a plane in the atlantic ocean and landed on a small island, and have built a hut and a functioning coconut-powered computer/laser array.
(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Silly Redsushi!
Old Spice is not paper glue!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Fuck you man!
Fuck yoU! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Bwahahahaha.




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:28, archived)
# How do Tubbs McTubbington?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Burnt me foot!!!
Bloody hot water!!!

Other than that, alreet.
How's thee?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Silly dot
boiling water is for tea, not feets.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)
# It splashed on me!
From a big boiler thingy, I was cleaning it, and some pasta from it fell into the way of the water I was letting out, and deflected it on to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Ha!
That happened to Princess Anne once innit! LOL! YOU are like Royalty!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Bow then, innit.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Ooh I like that
but do you do it in red?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# no.
well maybe. *gets off bus, waits for plane*
(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# White.
Just what I always wanted.

Also this : www.rlslog.net/poker-after-dark-s05e08-pdtv-xvid-bajskorv/ made me do a bit of a chuckle. It looks like they all want to as well. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# It depends on who it is . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# i cant see it
i waited and waited but its broke cause nothing but writting lll oh wait is that the point lmao
(neokel harmless flirt, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)
# dammit this one works lmao
oppps
(neokel harmless flirt, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Oh dear, you've only been here 4 days
and already you've come down with Manleyitis
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)
# im female with tits
just not blonde .. but i can pretend :p
(neokel harmless flirt, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
# *Brushes hair*
*borrows Redsushi's old spice*

Heeeeeellloooooo....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Oi you fuckwit!
Only the best for me!

*slaps on the Drakar Noir*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)
# I used to like that.
I was a bit of a twat in the 80's ( oh no, not you? I hear you all cry" ) And wore too much gold, could often be seen sporting the very latest Miami Vice look ( I had a white satin suit, I kid you not and I wore it outside of fancy dress. ) But my dresser was full of things such as Drakkar Noir, Paco Rabanne, Jules, Joop, many others too but best of all for dampening the ladies was Aramis.

Just a dab of Acqua di Gio now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:57, archived)
# HAH!
I KNEW IT!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:58, archived)
# I had a Porsche 928S2
what the fuck else would you expect? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:01, archived)
# you ... didn't dye your hair did you?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:03, archived)
# I had
blonde streaks ( it was the fucking 80's ) if that counts?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:05, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
sorry for the late reply, i just couldn't help myself
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:08, archived)
# haha
oh god man

I've never been so scared :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Don't worry, it did not last long.
Funnily enough it was not a look much favoured by the army.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:14, archived)
# yeah, I can imagine they weren't much fond of it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)
# no, you're still a fucking ginge
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Hi.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Is that your James May chat up line?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)
# I can go Captain Slow ;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)
# *puts funk tones of 1973 on the 8 track*
you go boy!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)
# hahahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)
# lmao
lmao
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Is a lmao the singular of llamas?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)
# What is a lmao?
and can I get it in red?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
# but of course.
it also comes in UV and octarine.
(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# It's a rare species of Patagonian songbird, and yes, it comes in red and the weird colour "borange".
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# I could tell you had an L plate before I saw it.
*leaves plane in middle of ocean, lands on small island*
(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)
# If you don't keep stil I am going to
nail your fecking feet to the floor!
*looks stern*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# I'm warning you
I have a tau cannon and I'm not afraid to use it!

*sails away from lighthouse point in jet-powered raft*
(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Cannon? Pah!
I have an unlimited supply of Jaffa Cakes and therefore win. Always.
And if you are one of those bloody weirdos who don't like them, I have other tempting confectionary to make you weak at the knees.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)
# they are not a true biscuit.
*targets flowerpot with island-mounted laser array*
(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:48, archived)
# No, they are a cake you fuckwit.
The clue is in the name ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)
# is it ..
cause im white and smooth ?
(neokel harmless flirt, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)
# No it's because you use l33tsp33k
and we don't.
Seeing that you are a female, have mentioned tits already and are talking about white and smooth you will appeal to the younger boy B3tards who love that sort of talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Younger Boys?
*fits in nicely in that description*


NO STRIKETHROUGHS PLEASE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)
# indeed we do not.
reminds me of the webcomic "concerned", anyone who hs read it will know which bits.
(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)
# ahhh i see
my appologies being young myself i assumed most people had enough inteligence to ask if they didnt understand something but for information purposes only lmao is laughing my butt off !
also btw i like ur style old but funny :P
(neokel harmless flirt, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:48, archived)
# We have quite enough of the old intelligence thank you
my dear. In fact most of us have enough of it to know that not typing out your words when addressing others is ignorant and childish. We don't frown on it because we don't understand you, we frown on it because you behave like illiterate tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:00, archived)
# aww
bless thank you i feel so special cheers :)
(neokel harmless flirt, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Nothing
Actually you CAN buy this at IWOOT
see: www.iwantoneofthose.com/nothing/index.html
(spacebwoy Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be with Jesus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)
# haha
£3.49?!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)
# I will sell you some for free.
but postage will be £330. or a new processor, my current one needs upgrading. *fires laser array*
(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:53, archived)
# I can't repel firepower of that magnitude!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)
# good thing it was fired at flowerpot.
*recharges laser array via gears, pulleys, coconuts, treadmills and a crack squad of hamsters*
(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:57, archived)
# i did that earlier....
www.b3ta.com/board/9073043
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)
# wasn't paying attention then
(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 21:53, archived)