worth it's own thread? too obvious? pointless? bindun? I don't care, I'm posting it anyway
*runs away*
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*runs away*
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I just need a piece of white! Lovely!!!
Maybe tranparency may work better??
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:21,
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Ha!
You fat bastard! You were running for 4 minutes and you were still within reach of your keyboard!
LOL!
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:23,
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LOL!
Maybe he is very, very small, and the keyboard is therefore very, very large to him.
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:30,
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They'd have a penicillin allergy too though, right?
THINK ABOUT IT BOB.
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:43,
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I have thought about it
and I am shamed by my thoughtlessness.
How will my mother ever forgive me?
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:47,
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How will my mother ever forgive me?
Ha ha ah!
I am looking for my apres rasage, and all I can find is a Pritt Stick. Can pritt sticks be used as apres rasage?
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:22,
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I read that as 'arse rapage' at first
I don't know what that says about me
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:23,
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It says that you will not validate me!
Despite the fact that I said you were funnier than your namesake ;)
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:24,
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After you rape someone
you just want to splash it on all over.
*gets coat*
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:24,
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*gets coat*
And just in case I don't
I always leave a business card before I go.
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:26,
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Ha ha ha!
Business cards, great for giving people your number, and clues!
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:27,
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Ha ha ha!
Sometimes you need the old to spice things up!
*Karate chops*
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:27,
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*Karate chops*
Hahaha naah, that was my mate Stella
I was a "Masumi" girl (Coty).
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:41,
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Now I am getting confused!
Your study appears to contain a treadmill, a bus stop and and airport!
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:26,
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What the fuck are you talking about?
John Donne was an immense poet! That is why he is commemorated in St Pauls Cathedral!
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:41,
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This^^^^^
The man was a fucking master of metaphysical conceit!
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:42,
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I never said I was one
I have merely jumped out of a plane in the atlantic ocean and landed on a small island, and have built a hut and a functioning coconut-powered computer/laser array.
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:46,
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Burnt me foot!!!
Bloody hot water!!!
Other than that, alreet.
How's thee?
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:34,
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Other than that, alreet.
How's thee?
It splashed on me!
From a big boiler thingy, I was cleaning it, and some pasta from it fell into the way of the water I was letting out, and deflected it on to me!
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:43,
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Ha!
That happened to Princess Anne once innit! LOL! YOU are like Royalty!
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:39,
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White.
Just what I always wanted.
Also this : www.rlslog.net/poker-after-dark-s05e08-pdtv-xvid-bajskorv/ made me do a bit of a chuckle. It looks like they all want to as well. :)
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:23,
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Also this : www.rlslog.net/poker-after-dark-s05e08-pdtv-xvid-bajskorv/ made me do a bit of a chuckle. It looks like they all want to as well. :)
i cant see it
i waited and waited but its broke cause nothing but writting lll oh wait is that the point lmao
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:25,
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Oh dear, you've only been here 4 days
and already you've come down with Manleyitis
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:27,
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*Brushes hair*
*borrows Redsushi's old spice*
Heeeeeellloooooo....
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:33,
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Heeeeeellloooooo....
Oi you fuckwit!
Only the best for me!
*slaps on the Drakar Noir*
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:44,
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*slaps on the Drakar Noir*
I used to like that.
I was a bit of a twat in the 80's ( oh no, not you? I hear you all cry" ) And wore too much gold, could often be seen sporting the very latest Miami Vice look ( I had a white satin suit, I kid you not and I wore it outside of fancy dress. ) But my dresser was full of things such as Drakkar Noir, Paco Rabanne, Jules, Joop, many others too but best of all for dampening the ladies was Aramis.
Just a dab of Acqua di Gio now.
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:57,
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Just a dab of Acqua di Gio now.
I had
blonde streaks ( it was the fucking 80's ) if that counts?
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:05,
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hahahahahahahaha!
sorry for the late reply, i just couldn't help myself
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:08,
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Don't worry, it did not last long.
Funnily enough it was not a look much favoured by the army.
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:14,
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It's a rare species of Patagonian songbird, and yes, it comes in red and the weird colour "borange".
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:32,
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I could tell you had an L plate before I saw it.
*leaves plane in middle of ocean, lands on small island*
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:26,
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If you don't keep stil I am going to
nail your fecking feet to the floor!
*looks stern*
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:31,
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*looks stern*
I'm warning you
I have a tau cannon and I'm not afraid to use it!
*sails away from lighthouse point in jet-powered raft*
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:36,
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*sails away from lighthouse point in jet-powered raft*
Cannon? Pah!
I have an unlimited supply of Jaffa Cakes and therefore win. Always.
And if you are one of those bloody weirdos who don't like them, I have other tempting confectionary to make you weak at the knees.
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:44,
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And if you are one of those bloody weirdos who don't like them, I have other tempting confectionary to make you weak at the knees.
they are not a true biscuit.
*targets flowerpot with island-mounted laser array*
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:48,
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No it's because you use l33tsp33k
and we don't.
Seeing that you are a female, have mentioned tits already and are talking about white and smooth you will appeal to the younger boy B3tards who love that sort of talk.
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:36,
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Seeing that you are a female, have mentioned tits already and are talking about white and smooth you will appeal to the younger boy B3tards who love that sort of talk.
Younger Boys?
*fits in nicely in that description*
NO STRIKETHROUGHS PLEASE!
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:39,
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NO STRIKETHROUGHS PLEASE!
indeed we do not.
reminds me of the webcomic "concerned", anyone who hs read it will know which bits.
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:41,
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ahhh i see
my appologies being young myself i assumed most people had enough inteligence to ask if they didnt understand something but for information purposes only lmao is laughing my butt off !
also btw i like ur style old but funny :P
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:48,
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also btw i like ur style old but funny :P
We have quite enough of the old intelligence thank you
my dear. In fact most of us have enough of it to know that not typing out your words when addressing others is ignorant and childish. We don't frown on it because we don't understand you, we frown on it because you behave like illiterate tits.
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:00,
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Nothing
Actually you CAN buy this at IWOOT
see: www.iwantoneofthose.com/nothing/index.html
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:34,
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see: www.iwantoneofthose.com/nothing/index.html
I will sell you some for free.
but postage will be £330. or a new processor, my current one needs upgrading. *fires laser array*
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:53,
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