'Dew' sounds like 'jew', 'hummus' sounds like 'Hamas'.Ergo it's fucking brilliant.
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An Eagle in Your Mind,
Sat 10 Jan 2009, 22:03,
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you're not supposed to LIKE mountain dewit's purely a vehicle for delivering large amounts of caffeine into your system without you really noticing. it's more of a tool. do you LIKE hammers or saws? no, you just use them when you need them. remember that when you've got to stay up, coca cola is a poser, the real threat is green.
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zog why change it now?,
Sat 10 Jan 2009, 22:33,
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