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# i fear for the day
Cornwall College National Training becomes a university...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)
# but... they have
an ongoing portfolio of work on professional development issues

This fills me with pride that people in high ranking positions can still make up meaningless bollocks to fill a space created by an ongoing need to impose an identity of meaningful representation in a morphemic progression.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Tell me about it.
I have to attend 3 weekend sessions this term with these utter nonsense merchants:
www.7d-culture.nl/main/index.php


"New solutions are required that are grounded in sharp strategy, understand the organization's values, reconcile the competing demands
of the perspectives of all stakeholders including shareholders, employees and customers, plus solid branding and impeccable design."

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 11 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)
# oh man
I am almost jealous. However I know deep down I would only last a week at most before they turn their handjibe turkey quotifications on me. and get me fired for blatently making up new bullshit phrases. Its a hobby
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 20:43, archived)
# We're going to play bullshit bingo next session
Everyone gets six words, such as "framing" or "crystalisation", and first to tick them all off gets a prize.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 11 Jan 2009, 20:46, archived)
# now that to me
sounds like a win win contingency arrangement. it should facilitate your brainstorming sessions by prestigisizing the throughput flow.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 20:56, archived)
# at the duration they should extend transparent infomediaries at the very least, turning the bangs to flashes and going blue sky for directing innovative B2C platforms
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 20:59, archived)
# *hemorrhages*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 11 Jan 2009, 21:02, archived)
# it's joined up thinking at it's most obvious
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 21:04, archived)
# not without first making steps for change
your overlooking the boundary stops put in place for good reason. Without proper performance monitors these steps you planning could over agitate the planning systems and create a workvortex.


but i know where your coming from and, I like
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 21:06, archived)
# that's why we'll implement a focus group to intermediarate the action plan into a line of sight without the necessity for refraction to rainbow the wide spectrum without the ambient propagation of short waving
fuck, now I need some coke
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 21:09, archived)
# ahh yep you got me
I got no where to go on this but yes land because your a go getter john (mind if i call you john?) yeah i can see a bright future in this plan *tails off* *drinks large whisky*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 21:18, archived)
# no worries brian
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 21:28, archived)
# *slumps back in large chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 21:34, archived)
# leveraging prior b2b relationships to accelerate positioning into the domain of facilitatively acceptable deliverables is no laughing matter
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 20:47, archived)
# your right
I havent looked at that angle in oversizing my identity aspect it needs to be addressed and rest assured that no matter, the obstacles our destination is optimized to fit our planned goal limits. thus reducing fail bollards on the roadmap.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 21:00, archived)
# of course, there's obviously no point putting an off ramp into a dirt track unless you've got big wheels on the slow boil
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 21:06, archived)
# yes but you cant drive without a foundation of considerations
work for the goal of a group and your heading for a no mans land of ambiguity
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 21:15, archived)
# the tides gone out, the seagulls are hunting fish and we've got deeds to the nest, all their eggs are in the battery farm and now it's time to turn the mains on
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 21:34, archived)
# I want to see a chart on this
the chips are down and the mayo is on my ass. I need a fire in the cage to stop the seagulls getting lose. I know this is a time change but we need a go getting penguin to light that fire. truth be told John we need greese on the wheels or the whole cage is gonna come down bricks and all. none of the kings horses can get that fire out. gah the gin has fused my acronym circuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 21:44, archived)
# it's a midasian certainty with a crosshair right in the middle, snipe it hard and ring that bell!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 21:48, archived)
# ding ding
arg no it burns
I have all day tomorrow turns off tap
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 21:55, archived)
# now's a good time to get help from the online web economy bullshit generator
recontextualize scalable portals by productization of extensible channels into delivery of vertical web services

lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Wow I love that
If only someone had told my course convenors about this site,
they could save themselves from spending thousands on this consultancy firm
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 11 Jan 2009, 20:47, archived)
# this things been about a few years
there's no doubt a few others out there
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 20:49, archived)
# but we still keep posting meaningless bollocks, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)