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# I'll gobble them all down before the cops get here
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 2:11, archived)
# KENNY! GET THE STOMACH PUMP AND THE ENEMA HOSE!
WE GOT A SWALLOWER HERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Why would my boyfriend have a stomach pump?
I know for certain that he could provide the enema hose, though.

edit: ex-boyfriend. Sorry.
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 2:15, archived)
# I picked a random name for comedic purposes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 2:22, archived)
#
cops
giant pink pulsating faeries
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Looking through at his profile I think he's used to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 2:22, archived)