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# i think she's rather a lovely looking lady
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# while we're on the subject of slightly weird-looking women, I'm going to put my neck on the block and say
I fancy Nicola Roberts

(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)
# She looks like a 900 year old woman that's had youth juice.
There's a sort of...dessicated rigor to her mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)
# she looks sweet
ever heard a song called "liza radley" by the Jam?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Probably
She looks a bit.... dead to me. Sorry chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:35, archived)
# she looks frail and doll-like
but in reall ife she's probably a gobby scouse cow
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)
# gobby girls are great.
Especially the ones that nervously talk themselves into a bit of a state.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)
# they generally weep after sex
but as long as they save it for the cab journey home...
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Generally.
Not all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)
# you don't know my sexual technique
it usually ends in tears
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I keep telling you to stop threatening them
they might suck your wee-wee WITHOUT having a scalpel pressed to their jugular.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:50, archived)
# but where's the fun in that?
I like it when they shake
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Urgh.
And it's not the ginger. Ginger's good. Usually.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)
# needs moar pies
but yeah, from some angles.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)