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# Quench Your Thirst With This Vapid, Spikey-Haired Cock-Weasle



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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:15, archived)
# ^this^
sorry, I don't read Closer anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Rather famous supermodel.
Does the Jean Paul Gaultier ads over here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# over here?
Joe is about 100 yards from me, I think.

And I'm a total RISpiece too.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
yeah, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)
# I actually looked out my window there...

even though I think we established you're "round the back"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)
# THAT Joe.
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)
# oo-er...
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Are there any anonymous, or little-known supermodels?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Lily Cole.
No fucker's ever heard of her, and she suffers from an amazing case of Mental Wealth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)
# She has the largest head
I have ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)
# she is a natural-born gnop
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:25, archived)
# She looks like that weird woman
from that Playstation ad a few years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)
# *thinks*
Wasn't that actually her as well?

/alzheimers blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Mental wealth, that's what I said.
Am I Arabella Fucking Weir?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)
# ..uh...?
I'm confused and slightly scared
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# 'Can any of you actually hear me?'
Fast show, she played a woman who would say lots of things and all the men would ignore her and then repeat what she'd said.

I was joking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# What were you saying JPG?
pffft...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# *two fingers*
in the traditional way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Well, there was this major pitch we were working on....
Sorry Fae *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)
# she has mental wealth too
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I got it, if that's any consolation.
And the Arabella Weir jest as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 13:33, archived)
# i think she's rather a lovely looking lady
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# while we're on the subject of slightly weird-looking women, I'm going to put my neck on the block and say
I fancy Nicola Roberts

(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)
# She looks like a 900 year old woman that's had youth juice.
There's a sort of...dessicated rigor to her mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)
# she looks sweet
ever heard a song called "liza radley" by the Jam?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Probably
She looks a bit.... dead to me. Sorry chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:35, archived)
# she looks frail and doll-like
but in reall ife she's probably a gobby scouse cow
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)
# gobby girls are great.
Especially the ones that nervously talk themselves into a bit of a state.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)
# they generally weep after sex
but as long as they save it for the cab journey home...
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Generally.
Not all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)
# you don't know my sexual technique
it usually ends in tears
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I keep telling you to stop threatening them
they might suck your wee-wee WITHOUT having a scalpel pressed to their jugular.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:50, archived)
# but where's the fun in that?
I like it when they shake
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Urgh.
And it's not the ginger. Ginger's good. Usually.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)
# needs moar pies
but yeah, from some angles.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)
# she's all over the telly in the M&S adverts
(when she's not cycling past me in Cambrige being all "oooh, I'm a student look at me")
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Alright, before them then.
HI FAE HOW ARE YOU?
OH I'M FINE TOAST, THANKS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)
# you're talking to yourself in capitals again
this is why people fear you and don't start up conversations themselves ;)


Hello dear, how are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)
# :D Good- you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)
# not bad
trying to get things in order, its all gone a bit wayward at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Yeah, I know the feeling
hang in there, mine's on the 'sort out calm down' at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Is she the one
who's mum was Pearl in the band Powder?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# *raises an eyebrow*
I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I'm thinking of Daisy Lowe apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Dairy Lowe
Dad is Gavin Rossdale I think.

Powder had a great track called Aphrodisiac, well worth a download for top 90s indie-ness
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)
# OH aye, her
Yeah. Bush were quite good. I liked them anyway. When I liked bands with bollocks lyrics.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# WE NEED SOLUTIONS! A MENTAL TELEPHONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# To think I thought all that tosh was deep.
I think I just thought Rossdale was a bit of a hunk, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I'm at my best when I'm terrorist inside.
Oop.

*fears FBI*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I'm trapped in a 90's timewarp
listening to The Heart Throbs "Hooligan"
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lNpjflDVGXc

cor, that takes me back
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# I have no idea what you mean
and youtube doesn't work her.

Call me and hum it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Afrodisiac was marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I thought it was Danny Goffey out of Supergrass
son of Chris, lately of Top Gear, back when it wasn't just Clarkson, Hammond and May arsing about. I'm talking William Woolard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 13:45, archived)
# She's got a rather scary Brigitte Nielson thing going on...
eeewwwww......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)
# hahahaha....
I used to fancy her
Tall women make me go weak at the knees
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)
# I know what you mean, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# "Vapid, Spikey-Haired Cock-Weasle"
was a good summary of her then
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)
# This - also seen hanging out wearing stupid hats and
items of clothing only a colour blind stick thin plonker could wear and hanging off the arm of a heroin addict
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)
# hey you!
Happy Chanukah- haven't seen you for ages
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)
# And you, ducks.
I've been about, but off and on due to actually getting some work done (weird, I know).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# shame on you
our company has added an extra 1/2 hour to the working day and is going to take £100 off our bonus for every day we have off sick.
Welcome to 2009.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Your company is a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:24, archived)
# an unwashed maggot of a prick
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)
# are you sure that isn't a breach of contract?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# probably
but in the realw orld they have me by the balls- it's pretty hard to get a job in the wilds of Norfolk
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Oooohhh! Heeeer!
*shrug*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)
# The headline for every issue of that should read 'I WANT TO FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)
# 'fraid I'm RISing too....
edit: ah, I do now :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)
# "the new kate moss"TM
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)
# God Save Us All
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)
# aah
the new kate moss skinny junkie attention seeking fame slut
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)
# ^ what this wise man said.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)
# The more she looks like a trendy young public schoolboy
The more I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Gah
That's just put me right off my coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Funny
I'm just getting into my stroke.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Crash Cart STAT!
Oh - not that kind of stroke. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)
# *foams*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Long, long, long legs with a big lump of meh balanced on top.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:16, archived)
# stop ripping off wikipedia
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Hey, I'm not a bloody student.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Can she cook or do the dishes?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Probably,
Although you'd probably end up with beans and tinned sausages on toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# That's a definite step up from my usual meals
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# That's good enough
but I bet she doesn't do windows.
(the glass variety, not the op system).
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Yazz?
We been broken down
the lowest turn
and been on the bottom line
sure ain't no fun
but if we should be evicted from our homes
we'll just move somewere else
and still carry on
(Hold on) Hold on, (Hold on) Hold on, (Hold on) Hold on...

The only way is up, baby
For you and me now
The only way is up
For you and me, now

Now we may not know
Where our next meal is coming from
But with you by my side
I'll face what is come
boy, I wanna thank you
for loving me this way
things may be a little hard now
but we'll find a brighter day
(Hold on) Hold on, (Hold on) Hold on, (Hold on) Hold on...

The only way is up, baby
For you and me now
The only way is up
For you and me, now
Ooooooooh-ooooooooh

(Hold on) Hold on, (Hold on) Hold on, (Hold on) Hold on... won't be looooooooong
The only way is up, baby
For you and me now
The only way is up
For you and me, now.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)
# this easily makes it into my top 5 worst songs of all time
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# undoubtedly
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I was dancing around my living room to Haddaway yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Yep.
*not sorry*

And then there was my exercises with ZZtop.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# wasn't Yazz's fault
it was cover version.

Stand Up or Your Love Rights was a great song though... and no one remebers it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)
#
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance


We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance

Dance!

We can go when we want to
The night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry
Say, we can act if want to
If we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile


I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We're doing it from wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody takin' the cha-a-a-ance
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)
# *snort*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)
# ahahahhahah
you always make me laugh



sometimes fwap, too
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Angus Deaton's
let himself go a bit
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# does she think that
spelling 'Agnes' with lots of extra letters makes it better somehow?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Ok, I cannot believe this fact made it into my head but here goes...
...I was watching a bit of telly the other night when the subject of her name came up. Apparently her real name is Laura Hollins and she changed it on the advice of some nutter who believes that certain combinations of letters are worth more than others.

It made me laugh, then cry, then angry, then back to laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)
# SO Agnes is better than Laura?
hahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)