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[challenge entry] (Do go see the original source pic. Never seen green like it)

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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Ooh, I've been studying this recently.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:56, archived)
# I'm not sure my captions warrant much close study, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:58, archived)
# ZOMG!!! Antidisestablishments!!!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:59, archived)
# All in favour of disestablishment, meself.
But that'll happen all by itself once we pack Sooty's pal and his relatives off to some sink estate with nothing but a damp third-hand mattress and constant barked reminders to get the first shit job going.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 1:12, archived)
# But if they have the first shit job going
That'll put you back on the dole! :O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Can't fucking wait.
Can bugger off to the great lost cities of northern Africa then, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 1:22, archived)
# They allow you a passport?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Won't need one with my trusty coracle, torch, bag of ham sandwiches & stolen sat nav.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 1:29, archived)
# I think I remember seeing this painting
or something similar is that a distorted skull on the floor?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 1:07, archived)
# stand at one corner and the skull can be seen better
the tate holds the original and its a great painting.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Yeah that's it I thought so
it's a perspective painting where the skull looks to be 3D from a certain angle like those 3d pavement art.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 1:11, archived)
# yes all that useless shit
for a spanish painting for the spanish embassador to the uk at the time of henry viii , promoting the best of spain at the time.

AND you cropped off the cross in the top left hand side.

/I likes the original pic and this adds nutting.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Steady on, old chap.
I didn't crop anything. Someone might've done so somewhere along the line.

And this adds a speech bubble and some words to the original. It might provoke a 'pfffffff' in a middlebrow onlooker who gets all (ie both) the references.

It's OK to let go of some grudges after a few centuries.

(Don't tell drbroon that, though)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 1:20, archived)