Asthma: helping smart kids get out of PE lessons for 100 years.
I had one attack when I was 13 and I never had to do a cross country run in the rain again. Thanks, asthma!
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tomsk,
Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:31,
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Never helped me get out of PE.
Glandular fever did, though.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:32,
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You obviously
weren't wheezing enough.
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tomsk,
Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:56,
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I used to just throw basketballs at the pe teacher until he kicked me out.
His name was Ian Murray; he was an ex olympic weightlifter.
It was a quaker school.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:33,
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We had a german exchange PE teacher for a year
he was used to being able to hit the kids.
He didn't know what the fuck to do with us.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:34,
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