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# Asthma: helping smart kids get out of PE lessons for 100 years.
I had one attack when I was 13 and I never had to do a cross country run in the rain again. Thanks, asthma!
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Never helped me get out of PE.
Glandular fever did, though.
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)
# You obviously
weren't wheezing enough.
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I used to just throw basketballs at the pe teacher until he kicked me out.
His name was Ian Murray; he was an ex olympic weightlifter.

It was a quaker school.
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)
# We had a german exchange PE teacher for a year
he was used to being able to hit the kids.

He didn't know what the fuck to do with us.
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)