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[challenge entry] *Gasps*


Ningles!

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(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)
# *takes quick breath*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Haha
*sues*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Wow Ventolin!
It's not been called that for years ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Eh?
What's it called now then?

*hasn't been a medicated athsmatic for a good 14 years*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)
# That vv
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I'm confused as to which I remember now.
My inhaler was different, anyway. It wasn't a teal L shape, it was a dildo looking white thing with a rotaty clicky bottom.

I don't know. I was about 10, the last time I needed it. I only get athsmatic symtoms as an allergic reaction to black mould, because the house we were renting was owned by (surprise surprise) dirty upper class scum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# no
that was indeed your dildo

no wonder you were wheezy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)
# If you like the idea of a ten year old with a dildo, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Barbie or Bratz?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Bratz? What am I, 13?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)
# i have one of them
intail i think it was called (or whizzer as i called it!)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# *shrugs* long time ago, innit.
I could have been younger than ten. I might have stopped having it after we moved out of that house, which would make me 6/7 but I seem to remember having it a bit later than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)
# i had one for years
then i had these hexagon pills- they were ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Sound like cervical dilation pills to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# hahahaa
well maybe - might explain my mooobs! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)
# you should be due for your big bastard painkillers now
word to the wise- tell them to fuck off with their suppositories, then they give you pethadine.

Mmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)
# thats was what
harold shipman was addicted to (pethadine no suppositories) :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)
# It's very nice stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)
# my mrs had it curing child birth #1
she hated it. she kept passing out then waking up in huge amounts of pain. i think the gave her the wrong dose :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Ummm, I had another one called 'Intal', that was white
I always wanted a rotaty ones, they were like, well cooler.

*jealous*
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I am pretty cool, it has to be said.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# wasnt cool
when you breathed part of the capsule in :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Salbutamol
FTW!

although I'm sure that's still the brand name
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Nah, the Ventolin brand is still out there,
it's just that most people will be given generic salbutamol or one of the other brand names by their pharmacist.
(tomsk, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I'm the only one in my family that isn't asthmatic
or maybe I'm just the only one that isn't a COMPLETE PUSSY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Asthma: helping smart kids get out of PE lessons for 100 years.
I had one attack when I was 13 and I never had to do a cross country run in the rain again. Thanks, asthma!
(tomsk, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Never helped me get out of PE.
Glandular fever did, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)
# You obviously
weren't wheezing enough.
(tomsk, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I used to just throw basketballs at the pe teacher until he kicked me out.
His name was Ian Murray; he was an ex olympic weightlifter.

It was a quaker school.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)
# We had a german exchange PE teacher for a year
he was used to being able to hit the kids.

He didn't know what the fuck to do with us.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)
# I feel ripped off now
I've been getting the asda smartprice version when I could have been getting the proper stuff :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Asthma Expert in da house...
...Ventolin is the brand name for Salbutamol, sold by the drugs company Allen & Hanburys (GSK). However, the inhaler, or evohaler as advertised by Allen & Hanburys, still has the good old Ventolin™ brand name across it.

HTH :-D
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:55, archived)
# agh!
The Swindon Disease!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)
# hehehe
that reminds me - i must get a new ventolin - my last one run out a year ago :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Doesn't that indicate that "need" is a bit strong?
I stopped wheezing once I threw mine away...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)
# i only need it
when i get a cold/cough! when i moved and there was a lot of dust about that set it off.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Fair point
*drifts into reverie of childhood spent playing in dusty barns*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)
# my asthma
was shite as a kid - has his liquid stuff that made me hyper. it got better when i moved to the coast (or maybe because i couldnt work out how to get more free medication! :D )
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I remember the liquid ventolin...
Ewwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I went to get one last month
and now they want me to go in for some sort of gay 'asthma assessment'

I just want drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# i had to do that
blow into a peakflow meter while shagging the doctor! bit odd but i'm no health care professional :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Adds fibre to your air intake
In other news - it's snowing here! Wooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Ou est 'here'?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Edinburgh
Usually we get boring rain or at best sleet. But now, great big snowflakes. Not gonna stick for long, it's a few degrees above freezing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Oh fucking hell, you lot always get the good weather.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# It won't last
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)
# You lucky, lucky, lucky bastard.
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Now I want to get dressed
And go for a walk.

Although for quality snow, Sweden is lovely this time of year. -32C at night up north.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Ohhhhh lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Bah, that's too cold for snow
/urban myth
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:46, archived)
# It's too cold for doing stuff with snow
Can't make snowballs or snowmen - the snow won't part-melt when compressed so it stays powdery.
And hurts the hands like hell if you're not wearing gloves.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Powder is good for skiing though?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Been snow skiing up by Lulea once
A modest -10C, good skiing. And I managed to overheat...

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Well I have a view through the window of the girls changing room at the gym across the road:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# You are Carey Mahoney from Police Academy
AICMFP etc. etc.

(Pics?)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Lol.
In fact my building is more than likely the building that that papparatzi guy used to take those sneaky photos of Princess Di working out that everyone was up in arms about.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Hehe.
Pharmaceutical company names are great. Along with GlaxoSmithKline there's ones like AstraZeneca, Sanofi-Aventis and my personal favourite: Bristol Myers Squibb.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# GIVE IT TO UNEMPLOYEDS WITH AN IQ LESS THAN 70
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# see previous main post
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# TAKE THE "DO NOT DRINK" WARNINGS OFF THE PAINT CANS
SEE WHAT HAPPENS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I'm beginning to like your thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)
# CAUTION: SLIPPERY FLOOR signs?
NO THANKS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)