b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 9110605 (Thread)

# Big Cook Little Cook
...which has always confused me, because it should be 'Normal-sized Cook Little Cook' really.

Also, that's the worst cafe in the world - they only get one guest per day, who doesn't pay in money but in useless junk, and the chefs get to decide what they eat...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Yeah, but flying spoon. Awesome.
Plus the two cooks are actually rather rude stand up comedians, which always tickles me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:05, archived)
# It makes me laugh when I see them the same size
It's wrong somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:06, archived)
# :D I don't mind ben
but Small should always be small.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:08, archived)
# You have to feel sorry for them though
Their audience only ever turn up to hear them say "Hot, hot, hot" and sing the theme tune. The rest of their act can go to hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:08, archived)
# I was listening to them do a naughty little song
that was quite accomplished.

The hot hot hot bit does tickle me though. I always make sure my grown up helper's around (wife).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
Is that true?

Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:09, archived)