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[challenge entry] For when your clothes are just not tasty enough...
It melts on your clothes, not in your cupboard!

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(Whitepaw I write computer games for a living, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Yum!
Cheaper than buying that men's deodorant that turns you into a giant lump of animated chocolate. Safer too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:00, archived)
# I am very fondue of this !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)
# YEEEEEEHHHOOOOOOWWWW
"burns tongue"
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Wrinkles be gone . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:08, archived)
# but wait! there's more!
order now and get an attractive chocolate fireguard! at no extra charge!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:08, archived)
# must be from the makers
of my all time favorite: chocolate flavoured toothpaste !
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:09, archived)
# arf!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:10, archived)
# oh my god it's true!
My clothes are quite bland and tasteless, I'll take 8!
(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 0:13, archived)