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# The Sun and the Moon jousting?
'When you are the moon, there is a person people say is the sun. I saw the sun once, and he came past me, really fast. And it was an, it was called, the, an eclipse. And he came fast! But as he came past, I, I licked his back. And he doesn't know I licked his back! All in his yellow suit!... '
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:44, archived)
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"When you are no longer funny, there is a person people say is the bbc commissioning editor. I saw the bbc commissioning editor once, and he came past me, really fast. And it was an, it was called, the, a production meeting. And he came fast! But as he came past, I, I begged him to commission another series. And he pretended not to know I begged him to commission another series! All in his Armani suit!... "
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:56, archived)