You missed about running with scissors.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:26,
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everyone knows you run faster with scissors
I'm surprised they haven't incorporated them into shoes!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:27,
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