I'm afraid when it comes to unprovoked violence, the law disagrees.
And besides, if you really do want to teach someone some manners, there are far more diplomatic and effective ways to do it.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:17,
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Hey we all have our ways of dealing with things.
I'm an old man, it's worked for me to date.
Trust me, 4-6 months inside for making somebody realise that they just can't say some things without dealing with it later is not something that bothers me.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:21,
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