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# I'M JUST NOT ENOUGH MAN :(
ALL I WANT IS A MAC10 OR A HANDGUN

SOME FORM OF GUN

OH WHEN WILL I BE ABLE TO FIRE A GUN AT A CROWD OF SHEEP, A POSSE OF COWS

WHEN!?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:05, archived)
# I CAN DO PRESSUPS, I CAN EVEN DO HANDSTAND PRESS UPS
BUT I HAVEN'T GOT A GUN TO SHOOT MY ARMS WITH AND THEN YELL THINGS LIKE "URRGHGHG" WHILST THEY PISS BLOOD OUT
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:06, archived)
# dude my abs are shotguns
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:07, archived)
# I rub pug's faces into my buttocks to improve their RIPPED TONE
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:08, archived)
# My limbs are guns after a squid cut off my arms and legs.
I seek vengeance!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I'd sellotape a bullpup to my crotch
a steyr or similar

and I'd fire at hawkwind.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:07, archived)
# i don't know what just happened
but i feel inclined to agree for fear of rape.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:09, archived)
# as the blue oyster cult said
don't fear the raper.

or something.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:11, archived)
# they fear rappers
as do all good citizens.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:15, archived)
# who from? Me?
Nah I'm harmless. Unutterably so.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:11, archived)
# I would, probably.
I still don't know what gender they are though.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:13, archived)
# I'm a man
with a gender specific name, which opposes my true gender.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:15, archived)
# I know what gender you are.
You are a nonsense.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:16, archived)
# I'm a mixed bag of nuts
compromising entirely of cashew.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:18, archived)
# phwoooar
*noms*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:20, archived)
# they?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Would you rather I said 'it'?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:17, archived)
# i wasn't sure to whom you were referring.
Gender doesn't really matter to me. Sex is the biological fact. Gender is much more of a perception and state of mind.
I like people, not genders.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Well I don't know what perception, state of mind or sexual identify you have of yourself then.
I feel that joke went horribly wrong.


Still would though.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:25, archived)
# non gender specific term of reference
rather than a plural
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:18, archived)
# more of this!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:22, archived)