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# and making emergency phone calls
and shooting

and shouting
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:03, archived)
# ...and then he get's the stupid phonecall
from his daughter who want's to know why he's so against her new emo boyfriend whilst she's being kidnapped by Islamic extremists
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:06, archived)
# and then everything explodes and shit
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Except her :(
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:08, archived)
# don't worry, there's endless terists who want to destroy american freedom
most of them are employed in the us gov

but there's plenty with beards!

so don't worry!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:14, archived)
# I've got a beard!
Does that mean I am a danger to merkins?
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:16, archived)
# yes
:D
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Yay!
Wins!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:18, archived)
# shit, I got a beard too
better shave it
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Not THAT beard...
...especially if you're using a cut-throat razor
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:21, archived)
# first one
then the other
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:22, archived)