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# He got done for speeding afterwards
The policeman told him to pullover.
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# He was also getting a little hot with all the skiing.
This made him a sweater.
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# hot under the collar?
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# The shock made him drive his vehicle into a large bank of soil, which buried it
He had to get a shovel and spent some time car diggin'.
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# That's just over the top!
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#
Bloody 'ell!
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# Took me a while to cotton on to this whole pun thing.
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# I bought my jokes at Woolies
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# counterspang!
+2 points
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# Yeah but the policeman couldn't follow him over the fence,
he wasn't a jumper.
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