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[challenge entry] Beer Terror!


From the Petty Terrorism challenge. See all 190 entries (closed)

(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 20:40, archived)
# that might just
motivate me to get off my ass and join the army
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)
# That is lager
Lager is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)
# If you're in America
It's beer.
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)
# no it is water with some colouring, if it is made in america
I did have a nice IPA from america once
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Badger's Golden Champion all the way.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)
# American beer is like sex on the beach.
Fucking near water
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)
# whats the similarity between Budweiser and being in a boat?
they are both close to water
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Anyway, it's all the same if you're not allowed to have any.
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)
# The only place I've seen Newcastle Brown on tap...
... Chicago.
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Com'on man, it's similar to beer, ish.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)
# no, lager is shit
beer, ale, IPA, stout, porter are good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Huzzaahh!
Spent a fortnight skiing in Canada, where the beer at least has alcohol in.
Flavour has yet to cross the Atlantic..
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Favourite drink is IPA
Once made Chocolate Stout once, makes Guinness seem like Lowenbrau, Success!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Nyom Nyom
*edit*
was drinking a coffee and hazelnut porter last week, led to the question..
Difference between porter and stout?
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 20:55, archived)
# At a guess I'd say Stout has darker malt grades.
Porter is also often more alcoholic and uses less roasted barley? Very similar though.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)
# More or less, though stout is typically stronger.
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooo
not the beer.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Reminds me one HOT day on A40, off license van decided to empty it's load of Fosters on the carriageway. The rest of the journey home was mmmm beeer... mmmm... beeer....
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Poo on stick terrorism

Not worth own thread.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Ha ha!
He touched the poostick! Now he's got doggy on him.

Put him in the comfy chair next.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)
# ah, I was going to tell you it was supposed to be "petty terrorism"
Then I realised it was Grolsch
(gtfomh, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)
# With this shipment destroyed
there are hundreds of wives who will go unbeaten tonight. This is a disaster.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 20:52, archived)