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# shall we shave his pubes and fist him?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:43, archived)
# no, please be gentle with him
1. Ceramic straighteners on his beard
2. Nasal trim
3. Subtle mascara & eyeliner to bring out those brooding eyes
4. Powder foundation on the nose to disguise those open pores
5. Impale on a red-hot spike and kick his fucking eyes out
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)
# he scrubs up quite nicely
good for getting those stains and blown up body bits out of my fucking carpet
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:53, archived)
# They suicide-bombed your living room
That isn't on
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)
# I like you. Shall we take a walk in the shrubbery?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Yes, let us walk amongst the shrubs
then onto the orchard where the shadows are dark and I can KICK YOUR FUCKING EYES OUT without anybody looking
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)
# that's hardly the spirit
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)
# OK then, TO THE SHRUBBERY!
I promise to never kick your eyes at all, not one bit
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)
# good. I wear lead goggles, just to be sure,
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Lead goggles prevent you from seeing the marvels of the shrub world
I'm no shrub expert but I'm sure their marvels are plenty
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:11, archived)
# also
STAY YOU CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)
# that's the spirits talking
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)
# I wish I dared to drink spirits. I find if I do, I try to kill people.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)