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[challenge entry] This compo confuses me

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(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:36, archived)
# fuck him
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)
# he's a cunt anyway
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)
# yeah. what a cunt
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)
# If looks could kill !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)
# HAHAHA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)
# THIS CONFUSES AND AROUSES ME
Osama is a sexbag, I'd love to make him up
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)
# shall we shave his pubes and fist him?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:43, archived)
# no, please be gentle with him
1. Ceramic straighteners on his beard
2. Nasal trim
3. Subtle mascara & eyeliner to bring out those brooding eyes
4. Powder foundation on the nose to disguise those open pores
5. Impale on a red-hot spike and kick his fucking eyes out
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)
# he scrubs up quite nicely
good for getting those stains and blown up body bits out of my fucking carpet
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:53, archived)
# They suicide-bombed your living room
That isn't on
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)
# I like you. Shall we take a walk in the shrubbery?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Yes, let us walk amongst the shrubs
then onto the orchard where the shadows are dark and I can KICK YOUR FUCKING EYES OUT without anybody looking
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)
# that's hardly the spirit
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)
# OK then, TO THE SHRUBBERY!
I promise to never kick your eyes at all, not one bit
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)
# good. I wear lead goggles, just to be sure,
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Lead goggles prevent you from seeing the marvels of the shrub world
I'm no shrub expert but I'm sure their marvels are plenty
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:11, archived)
# also
STAY YOU CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)
# that's the spirits talking
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)
# I wish I dared to drink spirits. I find if I do, I try to kill people.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)
# I just weed myself a bit
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:52, archived)
# no point starting a new thread
have some cars, Dave, cars
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:17, archived)
# COR! What a beauty!
This is lovely, I flinched a bit when the first one hit the front of the screen. Have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:24, archived)
# I have got chickens

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)
# lovely birds, what
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:36, archived)
# Dude
fuck yes
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Is it a dance routine by Busby Buckley?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:57, archived)
# oh lordy
this is genius
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:25, archived)
# Pretty Imam...
...walkin' down the street
Pretty Imam, wearin' a bedsheet
Etc. etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)