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# Puppies eat everything
it's daft I tell you.

But ickle loveable.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)
# The poor sod managed to trap himself in the living room.
Normally, he resides under the stairs. But today he got in the living room, then knocked the door shut. This was whilst I slept. He then had a panic when he realised he wanted a shit and went mental. He chewed a 24 box-set then smeared it in shit.

Doh!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)