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# perhaps it's time for a
DRAMATIC AND ERRATIC CHANGE OUT OF LEFT FIELD!

have you considered how much further your money would go if you lived in the DRCongo?

Have you ever though how happy you would be fixing up boats and using them to salvage scrap iron from the sea bed?

Perhaps you could do that thing that most Londoners seem to be able to do: come up with a hare brained life changing scheme and get Channel 4 to fund a series based on your life during this time. Start a pig far/brewery/chocolate factory/farm restaurant/abortion clinic/...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Well, I'm going to Ghana on me hols,
does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# are Channel 4 going to film it
and will it be a load of mildly uplifting pinko liberal lefty nonsense where you prove that you can achieve your dreams against the odds (if you come from a monied background or have almost limitless fund in some other sense)?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:47, archived)
# No, me and an old friend are going upcountry
in an old 4x4 and trying not to get shot.

The only dream involved will be one that involves booze and nubile lovelies.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:51, archived)
# sounds more like a BBC3 joint to me
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU????????§
BBC3?????

IT'S AN OUTRAGE, I TELL YOU - AN OUTRAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:01, archived)