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[challenge entry] Oh dear (nsfw probably)


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(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Depends if you're a butt model or not:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# HA!
Turns out he was just another wanker! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# most likely, aye :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# What is this now?
You.... POSTING STUFF?

*clicks* all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Yeh, it sometimes happens :D
*huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# *huggles*
*and doesn't let go*

I've had enough - I'm officially having a mid-life crisis. What do I do?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Join the midlife crisis bandwagon and post a picture of your arse on b3ta too
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I would happily inflict much harm on the world
but I'm not sure i would go *that* far.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# :D bless yas
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Well, only if you asked nicely,
sexypants.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# *slaps botty*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Oooh, Missus!
I say!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# buy a ferrari, dye your hair, and try and chat up every 18 year old girl you can get near to.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# But, I've only just got off probation...
How do I avoid another prison term?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# get a job in the police force, then you can break teh law as much as you like
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# ah, yes - the old
'Met Defence'

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# perhaps it's time for a
DRAMATIC AND ERRATIC CHANGE OUT OF LEFT FIELD!

have you considered how much further your money would go if you lived in the DRCongo?

Have you ever though how happy you would be fixing up boats and using them to salvage scrap iron from the sea bed?

Perhaps you could do that thing that most Londoners seem to be able to do: come up with a hare brained life changing scheme and get Channel 4 to fund a series based on your life during this time. Start a pig far/brewery/chocolate factory/farm restaurant/abortion clinic/...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Well, I'm going to Ghana on me hols,
does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# are Channel 4 going to film it
and will it be a load of mildly uplifting pinko liberal lefty nonsense where you prove that you can achieve your dreams against the odds (if you come from a monied background or have almost limitless fund in some other sense)?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:47, archived)
# No, me and an old friend are going upcountry
in an old 4x4 and trying not to get shot.

The only dream involved will be one that involves booze and nubile lovelies.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:51, archived)
# sounds more like a BBC3 joint to me
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU????????§
BBC3?????

IT'S AN OUTRAGE, I TELL YOU - AN OUTRAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Drink heavily, shoot up with cocaine and do anything you can feasibly think of which will lower your life expectancy.
Problem solved!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Spooky bum swap!
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Mine is much nicer than hers*
*probably
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# SPANKS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Just the one?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)