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[challenge entry] The two Gonnies
Gah, getting sleepy hence why Corbett looks a bit deformed.



Night!


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(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 1:25, archived)
# I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth.
You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make love three times in succession without drawing out.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 1:25, archived)
# too bad he's a rapist and he can't spell.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 1:28, archived)
# In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen.
It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)
# He must have a flatulence problem, i'm sure its just a way for him to express his inner-radiance
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 1:31, archived)
# he still processes the vision from his third eye in a facility which is not peanut-free, so fuck him.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)
# He works for the Shitty Fucking Peanut company, what is he supposed to do now?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 1:34, archived)
# DROWN IN A SEWER.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Poor bugger!
Yep, its the only way for him now
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)
# KEY PHRASES: STICKY BLOODY PUS, BLACK SOLID EXCREMENT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 1:52, archived)
# I LIKE SOLID. WIPE IT WELL.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)