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# I have tea
I need biscuits STAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# 47% of biscuits contain at least 2.1 grammes of fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# that means I am now 21 grams fatter
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I just did a cupboard-rifling and only found some old trifle sponges :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I have some soft Morrisons own brand digestives
all the nice Xmas biccies are gone
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# i stupidly left some custard creams in the same tin as the christmas cake
you'd think that cake-imbued custard creams would taste nice

i had to bin the lot :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# this was the test that proved jaffa cakes were cakes and not biscuits
biscuits take on water and get soft when they are old and cakes give off water and go dry
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# it's just like in The Exorcist
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I only have powdered milk
meh :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Maybe we could compress the powdered milk to form some sort of dry, milky biscuit?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Sounds delicious
An old girlfriend used to sit in my room eating powdered milk with a spoon :-|
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I had chocolate hobnobs for tea last night
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# have chips with them next time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Let's play!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# haha
after 5 years at public school I am proud to say I never saw this being played once
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha
you win
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# lollory!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# ok
*thinks of Patrick Moore and Jo Brand*

Oh bugger did I lose again??
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# EAT YOUR BISCUIT!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)