
Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
A: Hogs and Kisses!
Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
A: Sure, they’re very scent-imental!
Girl: “I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons.”
Boy: “Really?”
Girl: “Yeah, you make me sick!”
Q: What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
A; “I love you with all my art!”
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A: Hogs and Kisses!
Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
A: Sure, they’re very scent-imental!
Girl: “I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons.”
Boy: “Really?”
Girl: “Yeah, you make me sick!”
Q: What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
A; “I love you with all my art!”