I really want to see a Ronseal advertWhich features the Romans realising they've run out of nails and worrying what to do with Jesus, followed by someone's miraculous discovery of a tube of No More Nails down the back of a statue and everyone celebrating.
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Mon 16 Feb 2009, 1:53,
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Just think of the glue marks it would leave . . .where's my time machine when I need it !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 16 Feb 2009, 1:55,
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OR or or orPerhaps it would leave Grue marks if you tried crucifying people at night
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Mon 16 Feb 2009, 2:01,
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When it's cold enough too . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 16 Feb 2009, 2:05,
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