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# I've got some battenburg
and a packet of ready-salted crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Mmm, am liking this
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Do you want the pink battenburg squares, or the yellow ones?
If you have the pink ones, then you mustn't chew them on the left-hand side of your mouth. If you have the yellow ones, then you must remove the marzipan first and eat it separately: one bite of cake and then one bite of marzipan, but you mustn't mix both in one mouthful.


(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:51, archived)