You're having a wank for your dad's 50th?
Are you from Somerset?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:02,
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I'm from plymouth, my idea of a good birthday would be doing over a corner shop with a golf club.
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Nathanial Hornblower,
Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:04,
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Well there you go, then - replacement Bollinger.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:05,
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What corner shops have you been to?!
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Nathanial Hornblower,
Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:06,
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Fortnum & Mason. Why - what on earth is yours called?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:08,
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Pfft, Londis. :)
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Nathanial Hornblower,
Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:09,
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Mmmm ... scary late night when stoned goodness ...
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:13,
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Pfft, you should try wondering around homebase on acid.
I haven't tried, but i imagine it would be sheer awesome.
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Nathanial Hornblower,
Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:15,
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Honestly - I'd rather not.
Homebase is absolutely chocka with proles.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:23,
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