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# I found this little fella up to mischief this morn:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Needs more rain.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Cock off.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Good wednesday Vaggy!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Hahahaha good Wednesday to you too, Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# *glee*
What should i make for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# amends
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Yourself drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# ;)
What should rappola have for lunch?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar


edit: fuck it, i'm making a cheesy wank sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# a selecetion of wanks
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# A selection of cheese wanks, Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# to Cathedral City!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# topped with cheese
.
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Needs more beer
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# I've got one castlemaine, HA!
But there's a bottle of bollinger. (gasp!)
That's definately NOT mine though.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# It always tastes better when it's somebody else's.
That's what they all tell me, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# It's for my dad's 50th.
And i'm certainly not forking out for a replacement.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# You're having a wank for your dad's 50th?
Are you from Somerset?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# I'm from plymouth, my idea of a good birthday would be doing over a corner shop with a golf club.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Well there you go, then - replacement Bollinger.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# What corner shops have you been to?!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Fortnum & Mason. Why - what on earth is yours called?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Pfft, Londis. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Mmmm ... scary late night when stoned goodness ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Pfft, you should try wondering around homebase on acid.
I haven't tried, but i imagine it would be sheer awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Honestly - I'd rather not.
Homebase is absolutely chocka with proles.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# is that who tangles the pullcords?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# And hides single socks in the washing machine, I suspect.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# WE SHOULD DECLARE WAR IN THIS CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I MEANT TO TYPE 'ON' NOT 'IN' BUT I LIKE THE SOUND OF IT
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# ME TOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)
# YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# \m/
*ROCKS OUT HARD STYLE LIKE IT AIN'T NO THANG, YO*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# :D
Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# yay!!
cheeky scamp.

Thank heavens for Venetian blinds - otherwise it would have been curtains for all of us...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# See
I was going to sex you then, and now you've ruined it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# aw....
I always spoil the moment with cheap gags!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Indeed.
Only diamond-encrusted gags with buffalo leather ties for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)