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# lies! i never touched you!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Welcome back online, Smashy! (even if it is just temporary)
No, wasn't you. But the lady in question has since moved to Liverpool.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:04, archived)
# i couldn't even manage a light concussing nowadays
i'm down to DD's
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Noooo!
How are we meant to wear your bras on our heads? Or use them as hammocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:09, archived)
# i've kept a couple of the old ones
for just such occasions
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:11, archived)
# I remember the shock...
...on Mrs. G's face when she came home and told me, in hushed tones, that she was an E.

For my part, they scare the bloody life out of me. Thank god we're not having kids because they would grow up with a fear of the moon.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:10, archived)
# i've been a JJ before now
they get attention, but they bloody cripple your back
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:12, archived)
# You need a volunteer or two
to walk around supporting them for you.

Arrgh, that Animal Crossing advert is so bland it just... sucks the higher brain functions right out of my skull. Arrgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:15, archived)
# it is crap.
i feel the need after watching it to bring on the trumpets.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Bring on the trumpets!
That's just silly. They're trying to become a meme.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Madre de dios!
I've been told that the whole "I have to sleep on my back, with a bra on!" thing is a pain in the arse too far.

Attention? Talk about suffering for your art!
(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:22, archived)
# You were a JJ?
A squirrel?
(beemoh, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:37, archived)