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# Sturdy Leia
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Imagine her hitting you on the top of the head with those things.
It'd be like Michael Parkinson interviewing Ali.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:58, archived)
# I've been smacked about the head with a pair of natural HHs
and lived.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:00, archived)
# lies! i never touched you!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Welcome back online, Smashy! (even if it is just temporary)
No, wasn't you. But the lady in question has since moved to Liverpool.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:04, archived)
# i couldn't even manage a light concussing nowadays
i'm down to DD's
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Noooo!
How are we meant to wear your bras on our heads? Or use them as hammocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:09, archived)
# i've kept a couple of the old ones
for just such occasions
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:11, archived)
# I remember the shock...
...on Mrs. G's face when she came home and told me, in hushed tones, that she was an E.

For my part, they scare the bloody life out of me. Thank god we're not having kids because they would grow up with a fear of the moon.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:10, archived)
# i've been a JJ before now
they get attention, but they bloody cripple your back
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:12, archived)
# You need a volunteer or two
to walk around supporting them for you.

Arrgh, that Animal Crossing advert is so bland it just... sucks the higher brain functions right out of my skull. Arrgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:15, archived)
# it is crap.
i feel the need after watching it to bring on the trumpets.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Bring on the trumpets!
That's just silly. They're trying to become a meme.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Madre de dios!
I've been told that the whole "I have to sleep on my back, with a bra on!" thing is a pain in the arse too far.

Attention? Talk about suffering for your art!
(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:22, archived)
# You were a JJ?
A squirrel?
(beemoh, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:37, archived)
#
/Rocky Balboa blog
(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:02, archived)
# What, interesting?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Indeed, sir.
And would be followed for years after by much slurring.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Aha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:05, archived)
# NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo!!!
;)

edit: now put it in a gold bikini!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:59, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:00, archived)
# good job you tagged that
i could see it appearing in the times tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:00, archived)
# well thats the first one born...i think it might be twins...
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:02, archived)
# "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:18, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:20, archived)
# ROFLCopterRotor
Nicely!
(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Nice floatation devices as well !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Hahaha

swamp thing

speaking of which..
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Swamped indeed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:24, archived)
# OK... have I missed many of these?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:15, archived)
# hot diggety
lets see this one in the dancing girl costume
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:41, archived)