Tell us your favourite joke
I love this question. It's my favourite from The Guardian.
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rob,
Tue 4 Dec 2001, 4:46,
archived)
Here's mine:
How do you tittilate an ocelot? ... Oscillate its titsalot.
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Ernest Thesiger,
Tue 4 Dec 2001, 8:58,
archived)