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# my workmate appears to be unable to read inside his head.
he whispers constantly. as if that wasn't enough, he also whispers when using excel or photoshop... 'hmm... ok... yes... hmmm... ah... right, ahem... hmmm... *sharp intake of breath*... hmmmmm... *loud exhale*... hmmm. yes...'

It makes me feel more murderous than usual.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Sounds like a GP running through his 'chest pain' questionnaire.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
# or a shy plumber working out what he can overcharge for
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Your workmate is a shy plumber?
How did you make him shy?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# he's not a shy plumber
it was a simile. he is quite shy though and laughs loudly at inappropriate times. A bit like Kevin Eldon's character in the last episode of Partridge, only much louder.

"Hello"
"Hello HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA"
"Good weekend?"
"HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA YES HAHAHAHAHHAHAA"

It's quite odd.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Our photographer is like that.
We get pictures of startled-looking 100-year-olds and toddlers in the paper, cos he rattles his targets as he attempts to reassure them.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
# serial killer for certain
I'd poison him just to be on the safe side
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# that is a good plan
I'll see what I can get a hold of. This time of year is bad for arsenic.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:35, archived)
# And even worse for the fuckin Villa.
B'dum tshhh!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)