Were you born in 1754?
cup and ball and 'hoop' were aspirational playthings in your day :D
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:14,
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*shakes frail fist*
Why, I oughta wap you round the jush you insolent whelp!
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:16,
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