I endorse this thinkingAs Mrs Vagabond owns my balls, and keeps them in a jar, by the bed.
In resentment, I create adverts for hair products, and deliberately patronise her. Obviously, being a woman, she is fucking thick and understands nothing other than romance novels, so I use terms like 'Strengthulum' because she'll vaguely recognise it from the word 'Strength' but will be utterly bamboozled - yet simultaneously impressed - by the perceived Latin form of the word, and so will think the product too detailed for her to understand, but ultimately trustworthy, as it is clearly manufactured by people cleverer than her (ie - people who know 'Latin').
(In resentment, I create adverts for hair products, and deliberately patronise her. Obviously, being a woman, she is fucking thick and understands nothing other than romance novels, so I use terms like 'Strengthulum' because she'll vaguely recognise it from the word 'Strength' but will be utterly bamboozled - yet simultaneously impressed - by the perceived Latin form of the word, and so will think the product too detailed for her to understand, but ultimately trustworthy, as it is clearly manufactured by people cleverer than her (ie - people who know 'Latin').
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:02,
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SEXIST!!!! SHUN HIM!:Oeveryone knows you can't be sexist against men!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:03,
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It does really piss me off the whole emasculated man thingMan as comedy foil - ho ho ho look at the weedy man trying to do the cleaning! Look at the inept man trying to manage the kids! Look at the stupid man being beaten at his own game (ie - a computer game) by a woman!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:13,
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YeahIt makes me cry into my pinny!
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Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:17,
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