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# As a replacement, I suggest one of these:
www.xerox.com/digital-printing/printers/digital-press/docucolor-6060/enus.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)
# yeah, the problem with those is when i try and print money on them they go into fault mode
and I have to get an engineer out

and like, lol, he phones the police.

so like, I have to murder him between fixing the printer and phoning the police.

and I'm limited in space for disposal of printer engineers.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:11, archived)
# You could jam the engineer's body into the
spaces between the mechanism of the printer/photocopier. Some blood may get on your paper but you could say it was an arty effect.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)
# maybe I could be like, the new damien hirst
only I could show broken industrial reprographics machines filled with decomposing printing engineers

and like, I could cut them in half and put them in a transparent vat of formaldehyde

art, man. nothing less.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:17, archived)