Well it's a story as shallow as Max Clifford
so there isn't very much to think about it. She's a minor celebrity with cancer and wants to raise money for her children thousands of people are dying with cancer and get very little publicity some of whom may die without very much money at all. Is it more of a tragedy simply because she is slightly famous?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:57,
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Gee... On that note, Alfie Patten will no doubt say he's got prostate cancer
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:58,
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not to mention her new fucking husband getting special dispensation from Jack Straw to attend the wedding,
even though he's on a charge for BEATING A 16 YEAR OLD WITH A GOLF CLUB?!?!?!? fuck me Britain, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PLAYING AT?!?!?!
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Just Flange,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:03,
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BEATING A 16 YEAR OLD WITH A GOLF CLUB?!?!?!?
good job it wasn't a four year old - else he would have shouted "Four!" - Hull ticket dispensed.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:07,
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badum-tish!
it must be said though, the 16 year old was standing outside his house shouting "ha ha, you're knobbing jade goody, bad luck!" and similar such truths.
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Just Flange,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:09,
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HAHAHA
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:10,
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