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# Too soon?
(voodo_kinky, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)
# has it even happened yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)
# No, not yet.
*presses detonator*

It has now, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# *retaliates with shock and awe
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# *is shocked, with not a little awe*
Very effective, if I may say.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Well, we aim to please.
/employee of the the Shitty Fucking Shock Awe Co.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# c/o 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Yep 100%!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# It's plain to see
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)
# nah
just a flight of fancy
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# a woman like you's no good for me
/jimmy nail blog
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# is there a quo in this somewhere?
or is it just turkrash?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# I can't see Teh Quo,
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# i was looking in the background the figure just left of the tailplane might be.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# And, pray tell, what
did you see?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# well it sortof looks like teh quo.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I think its their stunt doubles
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# i think it's a blob
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Why Grandma,
what keen eyes you have.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# all the better to mentally undress you with.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Good God...
From what you say, you are in dire need of getting laid, but things can't be *that* bad....surely?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Well he's a mountain boy. They can get pretty lonely up there.
The trees have only so many holes.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# damn right and the fence posts are too splintery. :S
although I may be making my way through the perilous west tomorrow to go claim my new office key at uni...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# *Deliverances*
and

*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I don't have a bango, but I do have a didgeridoo.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# You won't be shocked to learn that
your revelation comes as no surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I don't think i've mentioned my lack of banjo before.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# *bokes*
thanks for sharing.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# But it's used in Sydney to pass wind. We all have one
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# I'm so glad Australia is a long, long way away.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I was watching this earlier
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fahf77qzEnE

be warned: possibly offensive (the term woggo is used) language and many fart jokes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Wait til you get to my teeth...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# *points*
But....but, they are still in that glass over there...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# RIS? I don't want to push the board down with this so I'll just park this here.

Been listening to the new Prodigy album a lot. It rocks my socks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Always with the nice arts, Todd!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Pfft, this one's just a not-worth-own-thread scribble.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# aaaaaaagh!! nicely
meanwhile i just got two people to sit through the yourallgay flash thing...

ah i love being irritating.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# nice arts
I must try and catch a liten to the new Prodge album... I went off them in a big way when fat of the land came out... aside from that sweet kool keith track I wasn't impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# The remix version of FOTL wasn't up to much either...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# yeah
to heavy on the R Kelly mashups - I heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# *ooooooolaaaaaaaaaaahs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# ha!
this boggles the mind...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# NO
*mindbleaches*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# It is lovely. It's like they took the best bits of the previous albums and turned the knobs up to 11.
Nothing can match that amazing rushing feeling I got when I first heard Jilted Generation, though. I was 11 and previously I'd only ever heard my parents' rock and folk collection, and shitty bubblegum pop. I had no idea this kind of music existed, and suddenly a vast new world was open to me and it wanted me to experience it all and I wanted to devour everything it could throw at me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I got that feeling when I first heard
The Corries... before then all I'd heard was detroit techno, Berlin School, Chicago house and Kylie...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
# from what I've heard
there's nothing innovative on there, its an electro house sound akin to Justice or breakbeat like Plump DJs
not saying its bad, just not as revolutionary as the early 90s stuff
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# It's not much like the Plump DJs, I can tell you.
I do like them, though. Saturday Night Lotion was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I like Plump DJs too.
Moss Bros overcharge for them, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# exactly
99% of it is the standard Pendulum-esque electro-punk, apart from Warriors Dance which is fucking wicked!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# in other words going back to sounds they used before they where even about...hmmm

there is absolutely nothing innovative about Justice or Plump Djs
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# IRANIANS MUST DIE
I love 'thunder'

Bit let down 'shadow' isnt on it though. I loved that tune in Project gotham 4.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I'm disappointed Wake the Fuck up isn't on it.
I like that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# JADE GOODY HAS CANCER!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Leave Jade alone!
She's only thinking of the kids. Which is why they will grow up tramatised by media-hogging her death is all it's inglory!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# i don't quite know what to think of the jade goodie saga.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Well it's a story as shallow as Max Clifford
so there isn't very much to think about it. She's a minor celebrity with cancer and wants to raise money for her children thousands of people are dying with cancer and get very little publicity some of whom may die without very much money at all. Is it more of a tragedy simply because she is slightly famous?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Gee... On that note, Alfie Patten will no doubt say he's got prostate cancer
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# not to mention her new fucking husband getting special dispensation from Jack Straw to attend the wedding,
even though he's on a charge for BEATING A 16 YEAR OLD WITH A GOLF CLUB?!?!?!? fuck me Britain, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PLAYING AT?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# BEATING A 16 YEAR OLD WITH A GOLF CLUB?!?!?!?
good job it wasn't a four year old - else he would have shouted "Four!" - Hull ticket dispensed.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# badum-tish!
it must be said though, the 16 year old was standing outside his house shouting "ha ha, you're knobbing jade goody, bad luck!" and similar such truths.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Don't leave the poor girl alone!
She probably need some cheering up. Put on a good stand up DVD on for her. Maybe some Dennis Leary.

is a bad bad man
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# SHE'S ACTUALLY BEEN POISONED BY RUSSIAN AGENTS. CANCER IS JUST A COVER STORY
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# "Old Detroit has a cancer. That cancer is crime!"
send in Robocop to finish her!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Well on Heat magazine it probably is:P
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