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I vote for pasty pixies

for both alliteration and cornishness.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)

Have them make contrived, obvious jokes

Preferably about pedal ailments

For extra corniness.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)

and throw out the blacks

to keep cornwall traditional, get home rule and their own flag.*

_{*I have no idea if Cornish seperatists are indeed horrible racists. If they aren't, sorry.}

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)

Oh.

I was on about being corny. About corns.

But no - I don't care for the Cornish separatists either.

"Cornwall for the Cornish! And, er ... tourism trade ... please ... "

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)

I got that you were doing the corny/cornwall thing

and appreciated your post, but felt I had nothing to add to it so I went off at a tangent with mine.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)

WELL FINE.

ITS NOT AS IF YOU'VE EVER GOT ON WITH MY MOTHER, IS IT?

(10 points)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)

On? no, not 'on' as such

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)