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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)

yay the pasty goblins are here!!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)

haha i think you've just renamed the little scamps :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)

I vote for pasty pixies

for both alliteration and cornishness.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)

Have them make contrived, obvious jokes

Preferably about pedal ailments

For extra corniness.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)

and throw out the blacks

to keep cornwall traditional, get home rule and their own flag.*

_{*I have no idea if Cornish seperatists are indeed horrible racists. If they aren't, sorry.}

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)

Oh.

I was on about being corny. About corns.

But no - I don't care for the Cornish separatists either.

"Cornwall for the Cornish! And, er ... tourism trade ... please ... "

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)

I got that you were doing the corny/cornwall thing

and appreciated your post, but felt I had nothing to add to it so I went off at a tangent with mine.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)

WELL FINE.

ITS NOT AS IF YOU'VE EVER GOT ON WITH MY MOTHER, IS IT?

(10 points)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)

On? no, not 'on' as such

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)

Aw! If I knew a pasty thread was on it's way I would have saved this till now

www.b3ta.com/board/9216549

Yay for pasty goblins!

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Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)

=D awesome :)

the little fella better start running once that dog clocks its a tasty steak filled awesome fest

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)

hahahaha

absolutely menthol

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)

pasty party!

huzzah

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)

*infects Twig's pasty with swede*

Mwahahahaaaaa!
tee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)

in't swede supposed to be in a pasty?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)

Not in a Norwegian pasty

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)

hahaaha!

I LIKE swede...so there

edit: is there herring in this Norwegian pasty?

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)

but . . . but . . .

it tastes of WEE!
Yuk!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:23, archived)

I bet the pasty goblins

know how to make a good pasty, they certainly wouldn't put minced beef or diced carrot in one, oh no no!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)

I like mince in a pasty.

I wouldn't go so far as to label it "proper", because that's a meaningless bit of piffle, but it can definately be nice.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)

it depends on my pasty occasion. if i'm making them i'll not use mince

but i'll hold my hands up to enjoying the odd ginsters now and again

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)

Oh yea it's all good

but isn't that technically a beef patty or some such?

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)

I once tried to name one correctly

but it was drowned out by the loud sound of me going nom nom nom nom nom yummy.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)

Nom nom nom

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)

this is actually me.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)

big chunks of steak which they mine themselves

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)

I'd love to visit a steak mine.

Imagine the rivers of gravy and dripping that run from the open pit... a man with a loaf could be happy there for all time*.

_{*for a while, anyway}

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)

give me a little portable camping stove, a couple of loaves of bread and a sack of onions and the steak mine is my big rock candy mountain

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)

*Obrotherwhereartthous*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)

the pasty pixies please me

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)

I've just shown that to someone who just finished a free pasty.

You have the approval of a post-pasty eater.
woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)

They've got no right to insult him like that.

It's not like they're David Dickinson.

Woo!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)

haha

and to that vvv

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)

"Fuck off vicar, 'ts got gravy in it."

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)

hehehehe!

fella looks like he do do with some food he's looking a bit pasty. probably a vegetarian.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)

Eyep hiss onyor mined.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)

*sets up video cam.

*profits

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)

*demands royalties*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)

wait

what?

(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)

Over there ------>

But not without the trees, because he didn't have one, so they came too early, and now it's all gone.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)

Mmmm Pastys!!

*dances*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)

when young mstandot eats a pasty he becomes Pastyman

and strikes fear into the hearts of bakers everywhere. ne'er a evil doer 'scapes his gaze.

i wish this was true

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)

Yes! So do I

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)

NEW! FROM JML - THE PASTY SLED!!!11

Do you have trouble moving your enormous pasty from place to place?
No?
Buy it anyway!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)

I find myself completely taken in by their sheer glee

And I look forward to the next exciting installment.

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shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)

ah pasty goblin is the most content creature in christendom :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)

You're quite mad

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)