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# My favorite that I've actually been present for is:
*best man gets out cue-cards*
I'm giving this speech on this wonderful day at the request of a very good friend of mine and yours. A close, reliable friend, a wonderful example to us all, a morally upstanding, highly intellectual, and thoroughly nice chap. To top it all off he's 3 times world motor racing champion...'
*look of confusion*
*drops cards, takes out smaller pile*
'sorry about the mix up, this is a rented tux.'
'Steve's a bastard, but he's my mate. Let's drink'.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:53, archived)
# hahaha, that's great :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Heh, just remembered a bit of ours
'Mr & Mrs Trellis gave me a list of things they'd rather I didn't talk about today'
*bends down, retrieves huge roll of paper from under the table, unrolls*
'Aubergines, foreign bodies, that money he owes me....' (etc etc)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:56, archived)