why haven't dogs and cats learnt how to open doors by now, surely it should be imprinted in their heads by now
In the case of cats, it is because we are their pet and they are the master. For dogs, it is because they like to make out they are stupid so do thing for them, but we are their master.
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:41,
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There was a documentary to this ilk
that cats and dogs were our masters and fool us into thinking we are the boss. But who get's to stay at home, eat meals served up to them, and don't have to do a lick of housework? My husband that's who ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:44,
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Cat are the masters, that is just fact
Dogs are pack animals, so we are the pack leader, unless you don't show them who is boss.
I do get that point though
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:49,
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my dog can open doors
fortunately not yale locks though
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spacefish bong!,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:46,
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That's because you have confiscated his credit cards
but with them he'll slip that lock no bother.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:48,
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