Where on earth did you purchase this abomination?
Assuming you did instead of just stumbling upon it online. Not that that's a bad thing, 'cos the follow up question to the above would be why did you purchase it? :)
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icassu,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:47,
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they've been selling square crumpets in supermarkets here for ages
though they do tend to be - shall we say - the lower class of crumpet?
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:05,
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They're the ethnic minority of the crumpet world.
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ClanSoul,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:14,
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