I've found mine has become an obsessionI'm not particularly well groomed (although I'm stunningly attractive so it doesn't matter) but I keep my beard combed and clean and I have moustache wax for the weekends...
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:01,
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*fondles inappropriately*You big hunk of love, you...
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:16,
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