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# haha
I hope someone compiles all of these and sends them to them
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I once had O'Leary at one of my gigs.
Before the interval I said "we're going to take a break now so you can go to the toilets for a piss. Except O'Leary, who can piss ten miles away and let his urine get a fucking bus to the jacks."
At the time I told the joke he was in the toilets, cockk in hand, and the venue used to play the sound from the stage in the toilets.
So he was pissing, listening to a joke about himself pissing.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:47, archived)
# OK - the job's yours
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:49, archived)
# bet he then wacked one out, because you were talking about him
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:50, archived)
# how much did you have to pay him to laugh?
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:58, archived)