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[challenge entry] Anyone fancy some...


..Action. After that pathetic effort I think its time I went to bed.

From the Euphemisms challenge. See all 381 entries (closed)

(nan-demo, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Slide slide...
pump pump?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 0:12, archived)
# Slidey slidey
Pump pump action.
I guess it didn't work then.
(nan-demo, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Works it does
but that third guy... I thought he was doing something funny to a lamppost?! Actually, I still do...
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Works it does
sounds like my previous post about stroking yoda behind the ears. And you don't get as many interesting pictures as you would expect doing a google image search for "pump".
(nan-demo, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 0:20, archived)
# I just had a look at the frame...
and I STILL don't know what the fuck the guy is doing to the lamppost?

(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 0:31, archived)
# It's not a lampost
it's a pump
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 0:40, archived)
# It's the stupidest fucking pump
I ever saw.

don't get me wrong. the pic was great. i just don't understand the pumpy-lamppost contraption. i guess i'm ignorant, that's all
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 0:44, archived)
# The lampost bit
is a tube that goes into the ground, down to the water table.
There's a pisten inside it that moves up & down by pumping (hence the word pump...) the handle (the bit the bloke is holding).
There's a no-return valve on the piston so every time it goes up it pulls some water with it.
The water comes out of a spout that isn't clear in the piccie.

[JR Hartley moment] It is rather old...
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 0:52, archived)