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# sadly, it was litterally true
it travelled from cinema to cinema

using a pair of tank tracks salvaged from a world war 2 tank.

sometimes it would malfunction and spurt tickets out uncontrollably resulting in multiple fatalities, with no injuries.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:09, archived)
# I know exactly what expression was on the face when that happened.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:11, archived)
# a kind of bemusement, one would expect when a poo isn't quite ready to be squeezed out and due to intenal pressures is sucked back into the tract for later deposition
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:11, archived)
# "HI, I'M DONALD SUTHERLAND"
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:12, archived)
# "AND I'M RIDING THIS ZAMBONI FOR JUSTICE, AND NO OTHER REASON"
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:14, archived)
# It is important to remember that in this parable, the fish does not symbolise Christ.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:14, archived)
# fish farms fuck fish
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:14, archived)