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# Better than they have been
you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# bad
missed out on ISIHAC+Fry tickets.

Also good: Have job and roof, able to masturbate skillfully etc. Life not so bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Skillfully!
I'm thinking that involves a drum roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# which is surprisingly hard to do while gripping a length of vaseline-semared drainpipe
and hanging from a specially constructed swing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# I'm very impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I'm very fibbing :D
In other news, my attempts to rejoin the AWESOME and NOT SAD internet dating scene have met with annoyance and frustration. Tell me something fun to cheer me up.

(yes, you are my www.cheermethefuckup.com bitches)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# er.... 3 days till Watchmen?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# woo!
ok, that did the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# and for additional woo, I'm off home
Starting at 7 has its advantages.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)